Six reasons why payday needs to come already!
Here are signs you are battling to make it to payday, and
might need to give Suze Orman a call.
Payday is several days away, and longer if you get your salary on the very last day of the month – such torture!
And while you really need to better manage your budget, every month you find yourself counting down the days until payday.
The last few days before you get that SMS from your bank are absolute torture.
But don’t worry, you are not alone. Millions of people suffer from majorly-broke-before-payday syndrome.
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It seems a lot of people are waiting on payday like…
Noodles for the win!
You are battling to choose between the R4.99 noodles and the R6.99 ones that come with soy sauce. Might as well get the cheaper version, because you will be eating them all week!
You start looking at your colleagues’ lunch like…
There is always that one colleague who brings the best pre-packed lunches 20 days a month. How does she do it? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Hi, mom and dad…
You start visiting your parents more than usual just so you can get free meals.
Thanks for the free wine!
You tell all your non-broke friends you are having a bring-and-share party at your house just so they can leave some of their wine behind when they leave.
I’m fasting
While all your responsible colleagues are still buying lunch at Kauai, you announce that you are on a fast.
Beep, beep
You literally stare at your phone all day the day before payday hoping by some miracle you get paid early.