9 simple rules for riding in my car

A friend of mine was in my car the other day and you guys know I love my wheels. 

Then he suddenly starts smoking in my car and he doesn’t even ask.

I let it slide for a second hoping he had just been absent-minded and would apologise but nothing.

I told him to cut it out because I don’t play those games.

Here are four other things I don’t allow people to do in my car.

1.    Don’t change my music
If you want to be a DJ that’s cool man, by all means get your, but don’t learn to skip tracks and change frequencies at my expense. 

2.    Wear a seatbelt 
You are an adult and you want to…actually you know what, I won’t even explain this one. 

3.    Tell me how to drive.
Are you the GPS? No? Then why are you telling me how to drive, only GPS can tell me how to drive! Are you GPS? NO!

4.    Don’t bang my door
I know your mother gave you naughty corners as a kid and you could bang the door cause she didn’t let you watch The Van Damme festival on etv but this is not your mom’s house. 

5.    Don’t open the windows when the aircon is on?
I am disappointed in you and all your children. 

6.    Don’t open the cubby hole.
Did you forget something? Can I help you? What’s this treasure that you’re looking for?

7.    Leave with the trash you came in with
Congrats you just had your Big Mac and it tastes great, but please NO DUMPING!!!

8.    Don’t lean or sit on the bonnet
This is not a music video and there is a reason chairs were invented, so use them if you know what’s best for you. 

What things do you not allow people to do in your car? 

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