Bongani's top five rules for one-night stands
The East Coast Drive team asked KZN listeners to help compile a list of rules for one-night stands on Tuesday.
Listen to the discussion, or read the details under the podcast.
Bongani's friend called him with a bit of a dilemma.
This prompted East Coast Drive to ask listeners for help in compiling a list of rules when it comes to one-night stands.
It's imperative to all be on the same page when it comes to these naughty night rendezvous, so it's less awkward for all parties involved.
Thanks to KZN, here is East Coast Drive's official list of one-night stand rules:
Disclaimer: This list is in no way intended to promote risky sexual behaviour.
1. Don't ask for names
2. No sleeping over
3. Don't exchange numbers
4. No eye contact during the deed
5. No romantic music
6. No names and numbers
7. If we ever see each other again, I don't know you
8. First thing in the morning, someone must leave.
9. Don't add me on social media
10. No breakfast or coffee in the morning
KZN has come together to come up with this basic one-night stand etiquette we should all abide by.
As the saying goes, don't hate the player, hate the game.
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