Darren Maule: 'Could Sky be the worst friend in the world?'
Darren has a very compelling argument but needs your help to answer this question concerning Sky Tshabalala.
Listen as Darren shares his view on the topic in the podcast then read more below:
I ask you this because he is supposed to be my friend and occasionally he stays over at my place; usually when we have an early OB (outside broadcast) or like the other night, when we had the Celebrity Chef Showdown and he didn’t want to drive all the way back to Hillcrest after the show. And I always say: “Yes Sky, you are more than welcome to sleep over at my place”, but EVERY. SINGLE. TIME, he forgets something.
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Like he didn’t remember to bring a shirt with so I lent him one of mine. Or he doesn’t remember to bring his toothbrush, so I crack out one of my emergency toothbrushes (five of which are now lined up next to each other after a single use). Then last time he asked to borrow my belt – he hasn’t returned my belt – and then when I ask him, "Can I please have my belt back”, he’s like: “Oh well, but you haven’t given me my cap”. The cap that he left behind and didn’t have the good courtesy to pick up and take with him when he left, he now wants to trade in return for the belt that I have lent him? The nerve I tell you. But wait! There’s more!
He takes my portable charger for my cellphone and then recharges his stuff and doesn’t plug the recharger back in. He doesn’t even return it to the charging station, clearly marked with a sign reading; “CHARGING STATION”. He says that he is going to be here at no later than 8.30pm on some evenings – he knows that I am in bed by 8:00pm – and then he arrives at 7.45pm, opens the door – the dishes have just been washed and put away – and now he wants to know if there is any food, then complains because there isn’t any food and then also wants to talk for 45 minutes about some ‘chick’ who liked his Instagram post while I have sleep in my eyes and pyjamas hanging from my toes.
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So East Coasters, I'm putting it out to you - is it possible that Sky Tshabalala is the worst friend ever? Help me out here. I’m just asking for a ‘friend’.