The worst thing in the world happened to this guy

Tell me what you think the most excruciatingly painful thing in life must be.

A broken leg? A back operation?

Well, how about the time you snapped your penis!

Oh my word!

When I read this story, I went cold. You probably think I'm joking but I kid you not!

A man has had to have his penis reattached after it snapped during an enthusiastic session.

The poor chap in question said he'd heard a loud cracking noise the moment his penis broke. Doctors managed to re-attach the man's pride and joy - and his ego... and this is apparently a rare case, occurring only once out of a thousand cases recorded in medical literature.