Who would you choose: Partner or pet?
Updated | By tanstan fourie
If I had to choose between Milla Jovovich and my cat, who would I choose?
This is a tough one!
Let's see who ranks higher on the Maule's list of priorities...
Trust worthy:
Milla
No baggage:
Cat
Unconditional:
Cat
Loving
50/50
Respects my space
Milla
Goes to toilet on their own
50/50
Takes care of rodents and cockroaches
Cat
Sleeps on any side of the bed
Cat
Doesn't mind my cooking
Cat
Will let me watch cricket, rugby, tennis and F1 all weekend long.
Cat
Plays with my balls of string.
Cat
As you can see, the cat beats Milla, hands down. So who will I choose..?
...Milla
(Proof that Men are suckers for punishment.)
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