The soccer 'rules' that every kid will remember
The soccer 'rules' that will bring back great memories and guaranteed to put a huge smile on your face!
1: The person who owns the ball, makes up the rules.
2; The fattest kid is always the goal keeper.
3: The match is over when everyone is tired.
4: Penalties are only used done if the injured player is swearing at you.
5: No referee
6: Regardless of the score, Last goal always wins the game.
7: If you got picked last for a team, all hope is lost for you.
8: Kicking the ball into someones yard was the most stressful part of your life.
9: If no one had a soccer ball, a tennis ball would do.
10: When the owner of the ball got angry, the game was over.