Kim Kardashian basically broke the internet
In case you missed it, and you must have just returned from the Mojave desert if you did:
Kim Kardashian has exploded on the Internet! What did she do?
Did she land a man-made spaceship on a comet hurtling toward the Sun?
No.
Did she write a book that became a New York Times bestseller?
No.
Is she to Star in a movie that has the Hollywood academy nominating her for an Oscar?
No.
So what, pray tell, did Kim Kardashian do to warrant this unprecedented social media storm?
She oiled up and flashed her ass.
Is that it I hear you ask? Did she do this while crossing the Grand Canyon on a tight-rope?
Nope.
Did she do this while juggling three chain saws?
Nah.
Did she at least recite the emancipation proclamation of 1863?
Not even.
Wow! The only saving grace is that some internet users dealt with the 'oiled-butt' photo reveal with the contempt and indignity it deserved.
Thank you these tweeters for restoring my faith in humanity with your humour and wit and charming contempt.
First people on Twiiter were talking about how shiny her butt was on the cover:
The shower at Kim Kardashian's house has 3 settings: hot, cold and canola oil
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) November 12, 2014
Thanks Kim Kardashian, now I’m worried that my arse isn’t shiny enough.
— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) November 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian oils up her bum she gets put on the front of a magazine but when I do it I'm asked never to return to Sainsbury's.
— Sean Maguire (@SeanMaguir) November 12, 2014
A few comparisons were drawn
Retweet for this glazed donut Fav for Kim Kardashian pic.twitter.com/Nxv68zbQSp
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@mkPosts) November 12, 2014
Here is a potato that looks like Kim Kardashian. pic.twitter.com/KPj5mtXS94"
— Prem (@Pratap1808) November 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian's bum; two-headed Bruce Willis. Uncanny. pic.twitter.com/UAktJWSbP6
— Ellen Stewart (@ellenRstewart) November 12, 2014
@KimKardashian's ass reminds me of glazed doughnuts 😩😩 pic.twitter.com/hI99GMd4kL
— SAMUEL KING (@xsamuelking) November 12, 2014
Damn it Kardashian, don't sit there you'll #BreakTheInternet pic.twitter.com/aUik2bqmQA
— Dylan Sharpe (@dylsharpe) November 12, 2014
Damn it Kardashian, don't sit there you'll #BreakTheInternet pic.twitter.com/aUik2bqmQA
— Dylan Sharpe (@dylsharpe) November 12, 2014
There goes the day #BreakTheInternet pic.twitter.com/5usd0ZG783
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) November 12, 2014
FIXED THE INTERNET @papermagazine @kimkardashian #SFW pic.twitter.com/8iTQVUnLKz
— Adam J. Kurtz (@adamjk) November 12, 2014
I'm bored, so here's a pic of the Rosetta probe landing on Kim Kardashian's arse #CometLanding #BreakTheInternet pic.twitter.com/QFnJHfNrfw
— (Alex) Wilson (@adjwilson) November 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further. pic.twitter.com/Sh70yV43gE
— Kelkulus (@kelkulus) November 12, 2014
Don't you mean #breaktheEnchantment, not #breaktheinternet pic.twitter.com/3UqUimOPzj
— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) November 12, 2014
Perez Hilton shares some pretty awesome memes on his Instagram account
But Chelsea Handler just knocked it out the park with this one
Kayne West seems to be very proud of his wife - this is what he Tweeted:
#ALLDAY pic.twitter.com/bQZK8lnNfB
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) November 12, 2014
And Kim now has an answer for people when they ask what her talent is.
And they say I didn't have a talent...try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL #BreakTheInternet #PaperMagazine
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 12, 2014
Butt wait there's more! Here is another photo of Kim Kardashian in Paper Magazine - this time with fullfrontal
