Chris Brown finds 'crazy' fan in his house

So yesterday while I was in the salon getting my weave game on, as I was scrolling through my Instagram timeline Chris Brown posted this photo of a woman that he found in his house. 

OMGEEEEEE, how crazy and insane is that? 

Look - I am a Chris Brown super fan. We're born three days apart, I get jittery every time I hear him sing or see him on the TV. 

I have seen him every time he's been in SA and I almost fainted when his sweat landed on me at his concert this past April (OK, maybe it was a raindrop, but I'm going to keep my version of the story which says it was his sweat!). 

But breaking into his house and making yourself at home, thinking you are "Mrs Brown?" I think that's taking it a little too far...

The story is that the woman allegedly broke into Breezy's house, took the hinges off the doors, wrote her name on Breezy's cars, threw out his daughter's clothes and on top of that, decided to make herself right at home by cooking several meals. 

Breezy responded by posting her pic on Instagram (a move that's got him into trouble on Twitter - with some saying he shouldn't have published a photo of a possibly mentally ill person). He's since removed the below post: 

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I have so many questions about this though. 

Does Breezy not have a home security system that would inform him of an intruder? Does he not have domestic help that was in the house at the time to see this woman making herself at home? Has this woman been taken to get some sort of help? 

On the scale of super crazy celeb crush she is on the ‘you've gone waaaaaay too far side, go straight to jail. Don't collect any money, don't buy a street on the way there, just get to jail.’ (please don't misconstrue the Monopoly reference and come at me)

That said, most of us have our super celeb crushes. 

Who is your celeb crush? What crazy thing would you do to bring yourself and your celeb crush a little bit closer?