Miley Cyrus learned a valuable life lesson from DIY hair bleaching
Former Disney star Miley Cyrus got very
deep on Instagram after bleaching her hair at home.
With all the celebrity hairstylists at her disposable, you would think Miley knows better than to use a DIY home kit to bleach hair?
Not only did she ruin her hair, but she also learned some, um, important life lessons along the way.
The Party in the USA singer says she bleached her natural hair due to rebelling out of boredom – as one does.
“Something inside told me I'd regret it,” the 23-year-old said ominously before really getting into those important lessons she learned after ruining her hair with bleach.
“Bleached my fucking natural healthy a$$ hair rebelling out of boredom while dealing with a consecutive amount of time off on the Woody project (2 months ago)! Sitting in a random apartment with nothing to do but smoke weed (which I should've just appreciated),” she said on Instagram.
Why are we not surprised weed is involved in this story?
Anyway, back to Miley’s lesson.
“That hair color comes in a box (well maybe mine) therefore it's available to purchase and what grows from my scalp naturally is mine and only mine!!!”
Um, what? Hang in there, this is going somewhere important. It even involves Donald Trump!
“Not to mention I felt like a self-obsessed psycho while real issues are out there in the world needing to be dealt with, I was sitting in front of a mirror going [through] strand by strand like my hair and what it looks like actually f*cking matters! lol and now I'm out here looking like every Suzy Q & Sally B there is…”
She then goes on about how she misses the older Miley (don’t we all), and her hair needs to grow out in “super speed” or she is just going to cut is all off.
“I guess even writing this hunk of bull sh*t means I am thinking about my hair which is equally as lame and self-obsessed as all of the above because really this f*cking mop will make no difference to that fact Donald Trump is running for president (successfully) and climate change is extremely real and scary.”
See, told you she was going somewhere important with this bleach rant.
“So please fellow humans next time you feel that tickle in your belly while making a decision listen to what it says and know the true you can never be replicated or replaced you are the one and only you! So bad assssss!”
Mmm, we wonder if the chemicals in hair bleach can affect one’s brain cells? Wait, we are overthinking this. But don’t worry, Miley has a message about overthinking as well. Thank the stars!
“Ps if you ever start overthinking sh*t, especially something as silly as hair.... go outside, smell a flower, center your thoughts and find something productive to do with your time.... I wish I would've taken a toke of my own medicine.... Everything is a learning experience.... Even hair LOL.”
LOL indeed!