And then? Zodwa Wabantu kisses man who bought her eggs
"When you buy my eggs, I might fall in love with you." Zodwa Wabantu is taking customer service to a whole new level.
We thought we had seen it all in 2020, but 2021 clearly has other plans.
Zodwa Wabantu - South Africa's number one hustler - caused a stir on social media this week when she shared an eyebrow-raising video of herself.
The entertainer is seen kissing a man - on the lips, we might add - after he forked our R200 to buy her eggs.
Now before anyone is made to take their mind out of the gutter, it is important to clarify which eggs we are talking about.
Zodwa started selling eggs and live chickens last year as a way to earn an extra income during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Her poultry products have been selling like hotcakes, with stars such as Kelly Khumalo and Ntando Duma lining up to support her business.
Selling eggs in a club is a hustle we can't help but respect. But a kiss for buying eggs? We have so many questions.
"When you buy my eggs, I might fall in love with you. KISS. R200 in my hand," Zodwa captioned the video.
As if kissing a stranger in the middle of a pandemic wasn't bad enough, fans also noted that no-one in the video was wearing a mask.
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