Sky's guidelines for every woman during the 2018 World Cup

Dear Sweetheart...

The World Cup begins on the 14th of June in Russia.

During this period, I won’t have a lot of time for you. It’s not that I’m cheating or no longer wish to be with you, but I will have to make every effort to watch every single match.

I will not be attending any social events such as weddings, parties etc during this period, so please DO NOT ASK!

I know you see it purely as 22 men chasing a ball, but it’s absolutely important that you keep such thoughts to yourself and do not express them during this period

Here are a few guidelines (I won’t call them rules, although you know they are) to ensure a smooth and argument-free month:

1. Don’t say it’s just a game, because it’s not!

2. Please limit or avoid walking around during matches.

3. The remote control remains with me all the time.

4. You support the team I support - not the team that has guys you think are cute.

5. Kindly place your phone on silent.

6. Never, ever walk in front of the TV while I am watching a match!

7. The World Cup is played by countries, so please don’t ask me which team is Arsenal.

8. Finally, highlights are considered just as important as matches, so, yes, I must watch the highlights as well! 

Thanks in advance, we look forward to your cooperation and your utter silence.

Sincerely yours,

Sky T

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